You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull

You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$18.94 $26.94
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You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
  • You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull
You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

You're Telling Me A Shrimp Fried This Rice? Dad Joke Pun by snazzyseagull Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94 $26.94
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Exclusive Design — Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

Real talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks — vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.

📸 Mockup is a tee — but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why This Stands Out

  • 🎨 No Cheap Print Here — We don’t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG — ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • 🧵 Fabric That Delivers — Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should — Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride — Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

Fabric & Construction

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) — breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) — pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Fabric note — Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Choose Your Style

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

 
White
 
Black
 
Sand
 
Sport Grey
 
Navy
 
Light Pink
 
Royal
 
Pepper
 
Dark Heather
 
Forest Green
 
Light Blue
Gildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 — Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 — Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Shipping Details

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We can’t accept returns for sizing errors, but we’re always here to help if something isn’t right.

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